Big House Red
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It’s probably not good practice to purchase wine based on the design of the label, but when we were introduced to this brand by our old neighbors, both Jon and I immediately knew that this was a bottle of wine we could leave sitting out on the countertop. The wine itself is a bit fruity and sweet, and we often pair it with steak, but it’s the whimsical illustration of a prison break on the label that makes consuming this libation a thrillingly naughty act.