Triceratops
![photo of Marlo by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com](https://dooce.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/11_21_2012.jpg)
The Triceratops is still called the Triceratops, right? Is it the Brontosaurus they so rudely renamed? Why do they think they can mess with our childhoods like that? See: PLUTO. Also: Jar Jar.
Marlo wanted to get in on the creationist science book action. Kid would have loved her pet Triceratops and thrown rocks at all the animals making fun of T-Rex’s tiny arms.