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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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I don’t know what end is up. I’ll start there.

I don’t know what end is up. I’ll start there.

My girls return home a week from tomorrow and you could not find a happier mother on earth. Marlo agreed to let me redesign her room (minus the paint color which we can get to when I reveal it, but not now). She said she likes my design style and wants to come home to a surprise. And I held it all in until just now?

Her favorite color is green at the moment, so if you have any fun suggestions for an 11-yr-old’s room, for a kid who isn’t drawn to anything overly feminine, I’m all ears.

And then, the balloon mobile. I was going to do a post about the 5? Maybe 6? I don’t know the number I have hanging around the house. I don’t care.

I learned about an hour ago that a coworker of mine in LA decided today that this existence was no longer worth the fight. He had no idea the impact he made on my life when I moved there. He showed me his weird, LA’s weird, and I fell in love with a city. He did that.

Each balloon in this mobile represents a different country. These are for you, Kevin. You talked often about traveling the world but said you could just read about them instead of having to sit next to an idiot on an airplane for 12 hours while being fed food a factory farmer wouldn’t give to a pig who is routinely tased.

You kindred man. Why why why why. 🌎 🎈❤️

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