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    Hallo! I am Birgohren Kiervernehmen Rask sich Verp Hallo! I am Birgohren Kiervernehmen Rask sich Verpissen. Do. Do the Google, Arschloch.

I hear the things. The many things. See my ears? They hear all the things. They hear the things EVERY. My body was made for the things to be heard.

I can hear the crooked of my nose ! I am that strong !

And I can hear the pain in her body. Where it starts and the when. And so I stay with her.

Next to her. I press my head or neck. My nose in the part of the person arm that does the bend.

I put on her feet my paws.

I follow her to the room with the toilet and she calls me “Peebody Award” usually followed by “Will I Ever Be Able To Pee Alone”. This I love !

I listen. I was born to listen for her.

( Es tut mir auch leid, dass ich die Namen der Leute genannt habe. Aber sie waren nicht nett. )

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