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Enjoying

Saturday Morning Commercials

How to Charm Me

You’re three years old and you know how to use the word “sickening.”

How to Annoy Me

Wear white half-socks with black shoes.

Thinking

I have reason to believe that Martha Stewart is stalking me.

How to Charm Me

Scratch my back. It itches.

Thinking

One banana, good. Two bananas, not good. What’s a wonderwall anyway?

Listening

Portastatic: Looking for Leonard

Reading

The back of the Wheaties box.

Enjoying

Wideopenspaces

How to Annoy Me

You’re cute but then you opened your mouth to speak.