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Saturday Morning Commercials

You’re three years old and you know how to use the word “sickening.”

Wear white half-socks with black shoes.

I have reason to believe that Martha Stewart is stalking me.

Scratch my back. It itches.

One banana, good. Two bananas, not good. What’s a wonderwall anyway?

Portastatic: Looking for Leonard

The back of the Wheaties box.

Wideopenspaces

You’re cute but then you opened your mouth to speak.