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Sho no doo be cooking, in my book.

Radiohead in Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara has to be the most simultaneously beautiful and boring city on earth. Every street and passageway is flanked by gigantic palms trees and inordinately large pink flowers drowning in sunlight the color and intensity of gold. Yet, my cronies and I spent the entire afternoon at a small booth in a Subway sandwich [...]


Prince: The Hits 2

How to Charm Me

Unclog my drains.

How to Annoy Me

Distract me when I’m driving. This is LA, not some second-rate pseudo-city where people drive cars as a part of playing grown-up.