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October 24, 2001


I have reason to believe that my plants are planning a revolt.

I Want to Pinch David Lynch

Staggering out of the theater two hours and 25 minutes after paying to see ‘Mulholland Drive,’ I say to my roommate, “I don’t think David Lynch ever intended to make a movie anyone could decipher. In fact, I think he takes morbid pleasure in knowing that scores of Lynchian worshippers, all of whom are apparently [...]


The Musical Biography of Quincy Jones



How to Charm Me

Assign gender roles to your various audio equipment.

How to Annoy Me

Ask me to templatize my block-up flow document one more time.