The Dancing Dooce
Only because I’ve had a grande Mocha Valencia this morning do I think that the free dance lessons I took last night made any sort of sense. First of all, I don’t drink coffee except on the weekends, and only then when I feel like I’ve earned those two shots of liquid espresso ecstasy. Coffee [...]
Thinking
I’ll ëproductizeí your ass is what I’ll do.
Listening
Devo: Greatest Hits
Enjoying
World of Wassco
How to Charm Me
When your retarded cat begins terrorizing the other cats, shut him in your top sock drawer.
How to Annoy Me
Drive four inches behind the car in front of you, at 87 mph.
