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The Donnas: Turn 21


Fox Defends Airing Of When Jews Attack

How to Charm Me

Understand that Texans cannot, will not, and should not be considered real Southerners.

How to Annoy Me

Restructure the company and expect me to care.

October 24, 2001


I have reason to believe that my plants are planning a revolt.

I Want to Pinch David Lynch

Staggering out of the theater two hours and 25 minutes after paying to see ‘Mulholland Drive,’ I say to my roommate, “I don’t think David Lynch ever intended to make a movie anyone could decipher. In fact, I think he takes morbid pleasure in knowing that scores of Lynchian worshippers, all of whom are apparently [...]


The Musical Biography of Quincy Jones



How to Charm Me

Assign gender roles to your various audio equipment.