At what point did you think making a left turn from the far right lane was a good idea?
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat. Dooce is wearing wool socks and a fleece-lined beanie hat. Los Angeles may never know temperatures below 60 degrees Fahrenheit, but the American Holiday Season demands that I spend a significant number of my vacation days in climates directly suited for 400-pound polar bears. Three years ago [...]
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You’re four years old and the word “diarrhea” is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.
Shave your face in the sink and leave a two-foot puddle of hairy water brimming on the countertop.