Thinking
At what point did you think making a left turn from the far right lane was a good idea?
Cold Feet
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat. Dooce is wearing wool socks and a fleece-lined beanie hat. Los Angeles may never know temperatures below 60 degrees Fahrenheit, but the American Holiday Season demands that I spend a significant number of my vacation days in climates directly suited for 400-pound polar bears. Three years ago [...]
Listening
Antarctica: 81 03
Enjoying
Methane Studios
How to Charm Me
You’re four years old and the word “diarrhea” is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.
How to Annoy Me
Shave your face in the sink and leave a two-foot puddle of hairy water brimming on the countertop.
