How to Charm Me
You’re four years old and the word “diarrhea” is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.
How to Annoy Me
Shave your face in the sink and leave a two-foot puddle of hairy water brimming on the countertop.
Dooce Needs a Dog
When I was seven years old I asked my father for a Saint Bernard not knowing that “because they don’t poop little poop” would become the answer to every request I made for at least eleven more years. I couldn’t stay out past midnight because my boyfriend didn’t poop little poop. Couldn’t go to Florida [...]
Listening
Swell: Everybody Wants to Know
Enjoying
Simon Ladefoged
How to Charm Me
You’re four years old and you describe the taste of Diet Coke as “potent”.
How to Annoy Me
Prepare a meal that sends me to sleep with 14,000 calories in my belly.
Thanx
Launch Thanx
Thinking
It’s about time I took a Happy Hour disguised as a lunch hour.
