Listening
Dismemberment Plan: Change
Enjoying
The Bird Machine
How to Charm Me
When describing your esophagus, refer to it as your “sarcophagus” because you don’t know any better.
How to Annoy Me
Try to tell me what a girl wants. Not only are you not a girl, but you’re not even Christina Aguilera.
Dinner With Friends and Butter
According to my father a woman is not a woman unless she knows how to cook. And up until recently I’ve been certifiably un-woman. With smallish boobs, a boyish haircut normally worn by members of little league, and culinary experience amounting to several successful bowls of Frosted Mini Wheats, I could easily pass for a [...]
Thinking
The world simply needs more Britney. I know I do.
Listening
Clinic: Internal Wrangler
Enjoying
Aesthetic Apparatus
How to Annoy Me
Two seconds after I point out the flab on my ass, suggest that we have brownies for breakfast.
Diner
Launch Diner
