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Christmas in Zion

Launch Christmas in Zion


I really really hope he didn’t get me socks for Christmas.


Regia: The Art of Navigation


Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics

How to Charm Me

Sit still for the hour that it takes me to cut the four mile thicket of forest that is your hair.

How to Annoy Me

Ask my opinion on what you’re getting your wife for Christmas. I simply cannot give an objective opinion on Mariah Carey’s Greatest Hits.

Baptistic Jihad

It’s a little known fact that I grew up in a Mormon household in a very non-Mormon part of the country some like to call The Bible Belt, or what I like to remember as The Bible Shall Be Shoved Down Your Throat Or We Shall Whip You With a Belt. My family lived not [...]


Do I look like I know anything about fantasy football? I didn’t think so.


Lucinda Williams: Car Wheels On A Gravel Road


Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl