How to Charm Me
Feed me Corn Pops while heckling TRL.
How to Annoy Me
Borrow my stapler. Get your own.
Carpooling with Co-workers
For those of you who are not familiar with the antics of dooce.com, I’m going to exercise my latent parental tendencies here and issue a warning: the following post contains delicate subject matter most likely to include references to various body parts and activities in a most un-Mormon and un-Catholic manner. I may even use [...]
Thinking
Kurt Loder is older than Jesus.
Listening
Gillian Welch: Time (The Revelator)
Enjoying
Altpick
How to Charm Me
Hang pictures on the wall with an anal precision rivaling that of brain surgery.
How to Annoy Me
Describe my driving as “unnecessarily aggressive and I will never get into a car with you again.” You’re a pussy.
Laguna Beach
Launch Laguna Beach
August in LA
Launch August in LA


