Feed me Corn Pops while heckling TRL.
Borrow my stapler. Get your own.
For those of you who are not familiar with the antics of dooce.com, I’m going to exercise my latent parental tendencies here and issue a warning: the following post contains delicate subject matter most likely to include references to various body parts and activities in a most un-Mormon and un-Catholic manner. I may even use [...]
Kurt Loder is older than Jesus.
Gillian Welch: Time (The Revelator)
Hang pictures on the wall with an anal precision rivaling that of brain surgery.
Describe my driving as “unnecessarily aggressive and I will never get into a car with you again.” You’re a pussy.
Launch Laguna Beach
Launch August in LA