I am supposed to write and tell you that I am sorry for calling you a “rude old crag” in front of the ten people you so casually jumped in front of while waiting in line at Canter’s Deli last evening. I’ve been told I should apologize for the way I called attention to your [...]
Note to self: One can eat too many leafy green vegetables.
Jawbreaker: 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
Blame your farts on the little people who live in our walls.
Ask me what a “comp” is and expect me to take you seriously. Where did you come from? Citysearch?