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Dear Cranky Old Bitch Who Cut in Front of Me at Canter’s Deli

I am supposed to write and tell you that I am sorry for calling you a “rude old crag” in front of the ten people you so casually jumped in front of while waiting in line at Canter’s Deli last evening. I’ve been told I should apologize for the way I called attention to your [...]

Thinking

Note to self: One can eat too many leafy green vegetables.

Listening

Jawbreaker: 24 Hour Revenge Therapy

Enjoying

podLob

How to Charm Me

Blame your farts on the little people who live in our walls.

How to Annoy Me

Ask me what a “comp” is and expect me to take you seriously. Where did you come from? Citysearch?