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Should I be this excited for another season of “The Real World” ? Yes, I thought so, too.


Guided by Voices: Isolation Drills


Aspirin Taken Daily With Fifth Of Bourbon Greatly Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks

How to Charm Me

Return from Sundance and ask, “Is it me, or do those Mormon people have some weird pale coloration thing going on?”

How to Annoy Me

Dare to suggest that Britney’s new movie will be anything short of brilliant.

Recipe for Jack and Coke at the Beloved Blurbodoocery

PREP: Wake up at 5:30 AM and drive 12 miles in light traffic to a crowded public staircase where the beautiful people of Hollywood pay personal trainers to kick their flabby SAG asses up and down a grueling 170 stairs. Snicker as you pass the Tori Spellings, Andie MacDowells, and various odd commercial extras you [...]