Reading
The Recession Chic Lie
Enjoying
Luc Latulippe
How to Charm Me
Forgive me for being shitfaced and belligerent simultaneously.
How to Annoy Me
Touch my monitor with your chubby, greasy digit.
Thinking
I wish I could CTRL-Z the gel I put in my hair.
Neighbor
Someone downstairs is taking a shower, right now. I know they know that I shower at the same time every morning, this time, this moment right now, and I can’t understand why they would choose to shower when they know that I’m usually showering right this instant. I bet it’s the girl who lives directly [...]
Enjoying
Nathan Jurevicius
How to Charm Me
Sneak two cans of Coke into a movie via your two very small front pockets.
How to Annoy Me
Make a movie starring Kevin Costner.
I am My Father’s Daughter
My father, Michael A. Hamilton, buys Krystal burgers with coupons, and boasts about the money he saves to co-workers, most of whom are 25 years younger than he is. When my father wears shorts he also wears tube socks � white-cotton Sears brand tube socks � pulled up and over his knees. Dad is color-blind, [...]
