About Nicole Kidman’s ass.
When the Babes Beat Up the Boys
Dreams change but friends are forever…
For doing those jello shots. I’m an adult, for crying out loud.
Mail a bag of pot through the USPS and try to disguise the smell with incense.
Try to floss your teeth and drive at the same time. Your gingivitis can wait.
1. Because he always assumes that when you say “The Asian Database Administrator” you’re talking about him. 2. Because he stares at your ear when you try to ask him why he didn’t run those scripts. 3. Because he didn’t run those scripts after you’d reminded him four different times, “You have to run those [...]