“Let me talk to Sienna.” “But I haven’t finished telling you that redneck joke.” “No, you finished, I just didn’t think it was funny.” “But the guy thought he said goats! Goats, Heather. Goats are funny.” “Ranger, just let me talk to my niece already.” “Fine, hold on.” “Hello?” “Sienna! It’s me, Aunt Heather.” “I [...]
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For justifying that sixth cocktail.
Fix my tire. This marriage thing is going to work out just fine.
Mumble. Open your goddamned mouth.