Conversation
“Let me talk to Sienna.” “But I haven’t finished telling you that redneck joke.” “No, you finished, I just didn’t think it was funny.” “But the guy thought he said goats! Goats, Heather. Goats are funny.” “Ranger, just let me talk to my niece already.” “Fine, hold on.” “Hello?” “Sienna! It’s me, Aunt Heather.” “I [...]
Listening
Looper: Geometrid
Enjoying
James Turner Illustration
Feeling Guilty
For justifying that sixth cocktail.
How to Charm Me
Fix my tire. This marriage thing is going to work out just fine.
How to Annoy Me
Mumble. Open your goddamned mouth.
