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Listening

Spain: She Haunts My Dreams

Feeling Guilty

For not remembering which dead president I’m supposed to celebrate. There are just so many.

How to Charm Me

Deny that you’re stoned when you’re, like, really really stoned.

How to Annoy Me

Tell me that there’s no good reason I should be constipated. Do I really need a good reason?

February 18, 2002

Thinking

Armstrong is going to be a bitchin last name. It’ll be like, I’m somehow related to Neil. Although not really.

Listening

A bunch of silly love songs

Feeling Guilty

For wishing that Bob Costas would just, like, die.

How to Charm Me

Bowls and bowls and bowls of Lucky Charms.

How to Annoy Me

Refuse to give St. Augustine his own holiday, too. Or St. Etienne. Or St. Germain.