Am I the only one in this relationship who has to pee?
Out for a century
For belching in front of my future in-laws.
Understand that food on your plate tastes better than food on my plate.
Use the word “partake” with only serious, well-meaning intentions.
Girl A: Hey, did I wake you up? Girl B: Huh? Um, no. No, I’m awake. I’m totally awake. Girl A: No you’re not. I woke you up. I’m sorry. Girl B: No, really. I’m awake. I wasn’t sleeping. Girl A: Are you sure? Girl B: Am I sure? Girl A: Yeah, are you sure [...]
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Mix
A Photographic Documentary
For wearing the same red shirt four days in a row. Tomorrow will be five.