Thinking
Never again will I take for granted a hairless kitchen floor.
Enjoying
The Russian Avant-Garde Book
Feeling Guilty
For forcing my puppy to listen to emo.
How to Charm Me
Bite my nose and then look all innocent.
How to Annoy Me
Call my dog a son of a bitch. Your dog is a son of an ugly bitch.
Various Instances When Chuckles is Neither Representing Nor Keeping it Real
2:32 AM – crying like a little sissy dog when he should be asleep. 4:16 AM – forgetting that only an hour and a half earlier he was crying like a little sissy dog; crying like a little sissy dog again. 5:00 AM – thinking it’s time to play. 5:02 AM – trying to convince [...]
Thinking
“Trading Spaces” on TLC is the most horrifying show in the history of television.
Enjoying
SISLEY Photo Gallery
Feeling Guilty
For not leaving the house in over 78 hours, except to poop and pee.
