Never again will I take for granted a hairless kitchen floor.
The Russian Avant-Garde Book
For forcing my puppy to listen to emo.
Bite my nose and then look all innocent.
Call my dog a son of a bitch. Your dog is a son of an ugly bitch.
2:32 AM – crying like a little sissy dog when he should be asleep. 4:16 AM – forgetting that only an hour and a half earlier he was crying like a little sissy dog; crying like a little sissy dog again. 5:00 AM – thinking it’s time to play. 5:02 AM – trying to convince [...]
“Trading Spaces” on TLC is the most horrifying show in the history of television.
SISLEY Photo Gallery
For not leaving the house in over 78 hours, except to poop and pee.