How to Annoy Me
Turn on a “Wiggles” video and leave me alone with your 4-yr old, you heartless, cruel monster.
How to Charm Me
Hug me before you hug the dog even though he’s so excited you’re finally home from work that he’s jumped up on your back and wrapped his paws around your head.
Feeling Guilty
For taking “Real World: Las Vegas” way too seriously.
Reading
God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz
Enjoying
Escalate
Thinking
I shouldn’t admit publicly that I used to think “period pieces” were movies about menstruation.
