Turn on a “Wiggles” video and leave me alone with your 4-yr old, you heartless, cruel monster.
Hug me before you hug the dog even though he’s so excited you’re finally home from work that he’s jumped up on your back and wrapped his paws around your head.
For taking “Real World: Las Vegas” way too seriously.
God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz
I shouldn’t admit publicly that I used to think “period pieces” were movies about menstruation.