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Show up with the closing papers on our house WITHOUT NOTIFYING US BEFOREHAND THAT YOU’RE GOING TO STICK YOUR FIST UP OUR ASS.
Hold my hand tightly when the finance guy says, “Oh, by the way, before you sign these papers, we need a check for 3% of the house’s final selling price,” and catch me when I pass out.
For feeding the dog bacon on his strictly no-bacon diet.
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It’s cute that you want to sit next to me and rest your fuzzy head on my knees and that you want me to scratch your belly, but I’m constipated and your being in here is not helping.