It’s cute that you want to sit next to me and rest your fuzzy head on my knees and that you want me to scratch your belly, but I’m constipated and your being in here is not helping.
It was just so soft and pretty.
Be an angry gumball, so jealous and high-strung. I hate you angry gumball.
Tell my 5-yr old nephew that you’re going to eat one of his Chicken McNuggets and listen to him SCREAM. That never stops being funny.
This crazy nut job site (via Blurbo-Husband)
Running With Scissors
Supergrass: Life on Other Planets
For blaming my farts on the dog. He’s probably farting anyway.
Now that the parents are out of town for the weekend it’s time to watch rated “R” movies and drink Coca-Cola with TOTAL WRECKLESS ABANDON.