How to Charm Me
Undertand that I NEED that potato salad like no one has ever needed potato salad in the history of the world.
Feeling Guilty
For forsaking The Lord And Savior Jesus Christ and worshipping at the alter of The Great Vlasic Pickle God.
Work in Progress
At 4:30 am on a Wednesday morning several weeks ago Jon and I discovered that our furious efforts at reproduction had delightfully succeeded, and instead of getting into bed and going back to sleep we talked feverishly for three hours about what we were going to call this little work in progress. It was a [...]
“Is your crotch hungry girl? Cause it�s eating your pants”
Because I’m too nauseous to talk about any of the normally worthwhile topics I usually discuss on this site, topics like piss and poop and the smell of my dog’s feet, I thought I’d pass along a link to a fantastic site that was brought to my attention in an email from the lovely Stacey [...]
Reading
An ‘Office’ we all know
Reading
Branded for Life
Enjoying
40 Years of Design and Advertising
Thinking
I know you may think I have forgotten, but I totally haven’t forgotten that THUD would make a great baby name.
How to Charm Me
Tell me that it’s perfectly normal to want to bathe myself in french fries, oh! life-giving french fries!


