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How to Charm Me

Sing Journey songs to my belly because, naturally, we’ve got to get this baby started early.

How to Annoy Me

Try to convince me that I should check out the new Hall and Oates cd.

Getting off My Soon-to-be Stretch Marked Ass: 15 Weeks, Photo Collection

The past three months have been a creative nightmare here at Dooce Headquarters, primarily because the parasite in my body has made it so that the definition of a good day is one in which I get up and actually brush my hair. Days when I actually take a shower or break out a tube [...]