How to Charm Me
Sing Journey songs to my belly because, naturally, we’ve got to get this baby started early.
How to Annoy Me
Try to convince me that I should check out the new Hall and Oates cd.
Getting off My Soon-to-be Stretch Marked Ass: 15 Weeks, Photo Collection
The past three months have been a creative nightmare here at Dooce Headquarters, primarily because the parasite in my body has made it so that the definition of a good day is one in which I get up and actually brush my hair. Days when I actually take a shower or break out a tube [...]
