Tell me that I need to get to know you as a person. As opposed to what? Getting to know you as a slug?
A love song to bastard pop
For wrapping spaghetti around my dog’s snout just so that I can watch him try to get it off by wrinkling up his nose and baring his gums. It’s hours of entertainment.
Californians Against Opportunitistic Celebrity Fuckwads (via Harrumph)