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How to Annoy Me

Tell me that I need to get to know you as a person. As opposed to what? Getting to know you as a slug?


A love song to bastard pop

Feeling Guilty

For wrapping spaghetti around my dog’s snout just so that I can watch him try to get it off by wrinkling up his nose and baring his gums. It’s hours of entertainment.


Californians Against Opportunitistic Celebrity Fuckwads (via Harrumph)