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Feeling Guilty

For laughing uncontrollably when the 80 lb dog gets stuck underneath the bed, for the sixth time in two hours.

How to Annoy Me

I know you’re fascinated with my belly button, but touch it again and you’ll pull back a hand with at least three fingers missing.

How to Charm Me

Nickname our dog “The Onanistic Fellatiator.”