For setting a Tivo Season Pass for “Access Hollywood” and loving EVERY SINGLE SECOND of it.
Dovis Bird Fine Art
Sourbob Says So Long
I’m pretty sure that all the empty boxes just sitting in piles on our front porch are the first clue to our new neighbors that Sanford and Son have moved in next door.
I don’t think there’s anything more fitting than to be recognized as “that girl” who runs “that website” while I’m standing in line at the grocery store buying nothing but a TOILET PLUNGER.
Paradise to me is sitting on the front porch of the house I own, sipping a freshly brewed cup of coffee, and watching my dog go poop. Although there are probably many things you don’t necessarily want to hear your hair stylist say while he or she is in the act of styling your hair, [...]
I so wasn’t kidding when I said that I needed to know how to do this to be even marginally accepted as a resident of Utah.
The Januaries: “The Girl’s Insane”
Start speaking with a hint of a British accent just because we’re probably watching WAY too much BBC America.