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Reading

“We’re doing a thing that normally results in a baby, but in this case only leads to severe chafing and lifelong nightmares of being chased by a giant pink wolf through a swamp.”

How to Annoy Me

Forget to phrase an answer on “Jeopardy!” in the form of a question.

Thinking

Oh, the inhumanity of a formula-fed baby’s poopy diaper! GEE-YUCK.