Reading
“We’re doing a thing that normally results in a baby, but in this case only leads to severe chafing and lifelong nightmares of being chased by a giant pink wolf through a swamp.”
How to Annoy Me
Forget to phrase an answer on “Jeopardy!” in the form of a question.
Thinking
Oh, the inhumanity of a formula-fed baby’s poopy diaper! GEE-YUCK.
