Dear Leta, Yesterday you turned eight-months-old. We have several things to talk about, but the first and most important thing that we need to discuss are the two teeth that have taken residence in your mouth and in our house. Why did you have to go and grow those two teeth? Were they really necessary? [...]
Just go ahead and nod your head when in a bourbon-induced delusion I try to convince you with much authority that the word “acapetta” has anything to do with music or singing.