I go to the grocery store to pick up some cold medicine, and I’ve got Leta on my right hip barely hanging on. All the lines are long, even the 10 items or less line, and I’m standing there, cold medicine in my left hand, Leta perching off my right side. A huge, bald man [...]
For obsessively smearing Baby Orajel in my mouth ALL DAY LONG to get that yummy numby gummy feeling. It’s like cocaine, only legal and safe for babies!