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How to Charm Me

Introduce me to spicy buffalo wings, and by introduce I mean watch me eat 25 of them in less than three minutes. Oh, divine buffalo wing, where hast thou been lo these 29 years?

Bender

Last night Jon was in a bit of a fender bender on the freeway wherein he rear-ended this other car that rear-ended another car and now my little black Honda looks like a raccoon that fell from a tree and landed flat on its face. Thank God Jon is okay, and thank God I had [...]

Sigh. Life, life is hard.

Look, Ma! No politics!