Scrumptious Bearded Armstrong

I’m sure all of you have seen this, but

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

Shingletown/Redding is where Satan will send me when I die. I will of course have to sit in a car with my exboyfriend all the way there as further punishment. Once I get back to Shingletown I will have to stand in line for the rest of my life. That will be my hell.

Okay, time to keep voting in the blogawards, folks…dooce is rising, but has a long way to go!!!!

2004weblogawards.com

Santa?

JP: Let us not forget the Jewish guilt. Yes, Jewish guilt is the mac daddy of all guilts.

Ok – I was just putting two and two together with that blog awards thing and the current leader. Did anyone notice the similarity in the ads on the contest site and the content of the leader’s blog? Seems a little righty-tighty to me. I smell a vast right-wing conspiracy.

wealhtheow,
I’ve heard of a “Humboldt Honey”, but don’t know the technical definition. I lived in Santa Cruz for 5 years, part of it in Ben Lomond.

Here’s what “Humboldt Honey” brings to mind: Vegan girl studying herbal medicine from a wiccan lady in the woods. She is white as snow and has butt-length dreadlocks, wears long tie-dyed skirts and sandals year-round. She lives in a cabin with no bathroom. She parks her breakfast in a hole by the creek.

sheryl: that’s more arcata than all of humboldt county. most folk up there are farmers, ranchers or loggers.

If dooce showed the slightest interest in the so-called “Weblog Awards,” I’d be more inclined to care. But, it’s just something cooked up by a guy who claims he runs one of “the most popular conservative weblogs on the Internet”:http://wizbangblog.com/about.php.

Gia — could you post a picture with your face in there, too? Please?

First Northern Cali takes away Wisconsin’s “dairy state” title, and NOW you’re trying to take away our “Land of Mullets” title, too? Word is, they were trying to fit some skinny, dorky guy with a mullet on the Wisconsin quarter along with the cheese corn and cow, but it just didn’t fit.

At least we’re still the land of people sporting the combination “mullet-Zuba Pants” look.

eco – you confirmed my suspicions. no wonder that blowhard is in first place.

You can never out-mullet Mississippi. Nev-ah!

I’ll betcha two Monster Truck Show tickets that Mississippi would win the mullet/per capita contest.

don’t even get me started on being old. i got old in october. i turned 36. up until then i felt like i had a fighting chance. but now, no. i’m somebody’s mom. i’m the person who tells the kids to slow down and hey there you guys!

how did this happen to me, to you, to the rest of us old farts.

I’ll see your two monster truck shows, and raise you three tractor pulls and 4 hog-roping contests.

I had a friend in college from Oklahoma and he had a huge mullet and a ranch back home with a special cow with a 5th leg growing out of its back.

I wonder how many mullets a rodeo has.

starz n barz boyeee

Chasing Amy?

http://www.absolutenow.com/photos/5989_lee_ja88681084.html

Carol, in 4 years you’ll be “fawty” (in beantown anyway).

Sheryl ~ Can’t you turn the clicking noise off? Or is it just the natural click of the buttons?

I LOVE text messaging. I started texting in March and have sent over 4500 texts. I rarely text people that live where I do its usually texting friends that live far away. Its better than paying for long distance calls thats for sure. I’ve also gotten pretty fast at it and can do it with my eyes closed and not make spelling errors. Its like typing… when you first started typing you were probably pretty slow but the more you type the faster you got.

Is it just me, or does that tree seem PERFECT! Dooce, I do NOT know how you manage it. That picture is stock full of good things to look at.

Dooce: pleasepleasepleaseplease PLEASE, when Leta’s first words are “smell like shit!” and she’s running around the house yelling it at the top of her lungs while your mom’s over, PLEASE post an mp3 file.

There are many days I’d go for no nose for that exact reason!

I SO don’t get this. Northern California? Isn’t that where the HIPPIES live? What part of NoCal you talkin’ about?

I mean, my ma went to Berkeley and no one there has a mullet….

Carly — Read ‘Me Talk Pretty One Day’ by David Sedaris some time. You will chortle.

Turtle Girl — the key word is ‘rural’ NorCal. While I can get to the Bay Area to be around people with triple-digit IQ’s, it’s a four hour drive. I’m in rural NorCal where one can actually afford to purchase land, but will also be frowned upon for having a non-raised pick-up truck and no gun rack.