Is that a remote control or are you just happy to see me?
Because we like to spend our mornings with Leta in our bed watching Matt Lauer’s hair recede ever so slowly, a large assortment of toys always collects underneath our pillows: books, rattles, sealed cough drop bags, a wide variety of Avon bottles promising to cure under-eye wrinkles, pens, old sunglasses, and old cellphones which have [...]
How to Annoy The Holy Living Shit out of Me
Pronounce furniture like “furt-ture” and treasure like “tray-zur” and Brighton like “Breye-un.” I know your ancestors trekked across the plains and settled this land, but last I checked “Mormon General Authority” was not a sub-set of the English language.
