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Jesus wants me for a snowbeam

The very first time I went skiing was when I was a freshman in college. Less than three hours into perhaps one of the most frightening days of my life I hit a small child on a Blue Square incline, and I ended up wrapped up like a mummy on the back of a ski [...]

Butts for Butterflies Campaign

Two frequent commenters on my site, Closet Metro and Amanda B., have masterminded an email onslaught of butt photos demanding that I post a picture of Leta performing something on command: “Here’s the deal – daily pictures of my butt until you post about Leta giving Butterfly Kisses. (Those lashes must be used for good, [...]

The dude with the glasses ripped it on the slopes