Have mercy on me, baby



  • http://www.ktimes.blogspot.com Kim

    Would it be wrong to have Mr. Jackson place a personal ad? Wrong, right? We do have some boundries.

    Don’t we? :o )

  • http://james computerdumbasssorrybastard

    what is NAMBLA?

  • http://www.sissychong.blogspot.com Sissychong

    Boy that face definately says, “Who ME?”

    CUTE!!

  • Andrea in Canada

    Oh my God. Miss Mama makes this mama sick to her stomache. How creepy is that?

  • Plaster Caster

    NAMBLA’s a group of old perverted dudes who believe it’s their constitutional right to get it on with young boys. They’re total fuckers. And they have a monthly newsletter that can go straight to Mr. Tiny Wang’s workplace.

  • Bitter much?

    BFB,
    Why push your luck so relentlessly if all you really want is to chill out with the Doocers?

  • WinInc

    yeah.. this is the button I keep hitting ;)

  • http://lickupspilledmilk.blogspot.com/ MilkMaid

    That completely rocks Heather.

    What I would give to be a fly on the wall in Dickless Matt’s office right about now!!!

    Priceless.

  • http://www.harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    Pissy Britches…do you not realize how very Hannibal Lecter that sounds…just sayin.

  • http://www.knottyyarn.com Alaska Danielle

    I’m really not bothered by posting the dude’s email address. It’s Heather’s blog, she made the repercussions clear in her, uh, mission statement type thing.

    What doesn’t sit well with me is getting other bloggers to gang up on this guy via their comments. There’s a difference between solidarity and mob mentality. What he wrote may have been *offensive* to other mothers who blog, or shit women in general, but it was *addressed* to Heather. Getting five other people involved just seemed, dare I say it, childish. Reading the responses kind of made my stomach hurt a little.

  • Plaster Caster

    Should we sign this Matt guy up for NAMBLA and send it to his work?

  • Shelly-BO

    Da-yum, these comments add up in like 1/100000000000 of a second.
    Leta’s cheeks make me talk baby talk to the computer like she’s actually in front of me and I look stupid, she is too cute with her big puppy dog eyes.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ cathi

    Andrea – I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s mention of this on Blurbomat sometime soon.

  • dearbeth

    what pic could the “i’m down upon my knees” caption accompany? hhmm… the possibilities are absolutely endless…

  • http://spankyourcat.blogspot.com/ christilee

    Paper or plastic?

  • Henryk_

    WinInc…..try the F5 button to refresh

  • http://james jp

    Sorry dang, guess that’s what I get for not reading the whole 1000′s of coments. I love you Dang, I need a good story about you so I can tell people my friend Dang, held up a zoo and stole the monkeys to shave their asses and then set them free. I am a person who needs a drink, my latest muse is the dirty beer. Congrats on the no hair/no smoke!

  • Anna

    Look at that hair… she’s starting to look like a Beatle!

    She’s adorable. :)

  • picklefork

    Ooooh try all the buttons and get

  • http://someadventure.blogspot.com Girl.A

    Ha. Matt. Lie down and take it like a matt.

    I don’t normally agree with posting emails and names publicly but what a vile poisonous man. Unfortunate that he is in power, and his attitudes probably aren’t that rare in the corp world.

    What do you call it when you get fucked or fired for being a dumbshit woman-hater and sending an assinine email to someone who has a huge audience and who posts it on the internet??

    P.S. I just love how people come across these stories that HAPPENED YEARS AGO AND YELL AT YOU ABOUT THEM LIKE YOU HAVEN’T EVER THOUGHT OR POSTED WARNINGS ABOUT IT.

    Seriously. Moron.

  • http://www.itssonotaboutyou.com sporty

    And the look on her face is something like: “not on your life bitch.”

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ cathi

    Ever had a musical moment where you wanted to burst into song? Here’s mine:
    I smell pretty, oh so pretty
    And I shaved my armpits bare!
    My legs are squeaky,
    And I trimmed my monkey while I was there.
    LalalalalaLAlalalaLA

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    No one gets angry like Heather Armstrong. Go Dooce! Spank his sorry ass!

  • http://www.amyok.blogspot.com/ A.O.K.

    Just look at those big, beautiful eyes….

    I’m new here, and Dooce, I just want to say that you have a beautiful daughter.

  • WinInc

    My new favourite button is refresh.. always something new here

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    jp dearest wasn’t it ladybug who let the monkey have it? not to mention that monkey is talking to us from the after life. Kind’ve like the Ben (wa) Kenobi effect of dead but not dead with that cool glow around him.

  • BannedFromBlurbomat

    Since I’m not allowed to post at Blurbomat, because my comments obviously “sucked”, I’ll ask my Blurbomat question here.

    Is that film or digital?

  • WinInc

    WAIT!! and if you haven’t checked out that chicks page with “her” belly shots.. Do it! Soooo creappy?! Awh I love drama.

  • Merdog

    I found that Associated Press story. Gee, it was so insightful (NOT!). I can’t believe they wasted space on it since it added nothing to the debate about blogging and the workplace. It was almost as if said journalist woke up yesterday and said, ‘hey, what’s this blog thing all about?’ Guess they don’t watch ABC News, read the NY Times or follow any of the nine million other news outlets that have already covered the phenomenon. Hellooooooo??????

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    strizz, we want more pictures of margi. not that leta isn’t cute but i just can’t get enough of those individually wrapped margi cheeks. YUM!

  • Andrea in Canada

    after reading the emails…I think Heather had every right. It’s her website. She was pissed but used humour to tackle the problem which was cool. I am now just wondering how Jon would have dealt with it….Jon?

  • http://james jp

    Girl-A that was a beautiful lyrical journey. Sniff, I wish BFE hadn’t shot my monkey so I could at least take it for ice cream, sniff, waahh, snort…

  • BannedFromBlurbomat

    Leta has mastered the art of the self-portrait.

  • WinInc

    I wonder when we will see Matt’s Website about how he got fired for postings on a website… I mean.. he made demands and didn’t get what he wanted.. I wouldn’t go so far as to say he was Dooced.. to nice of a term, I would say he was De-Weenied. Striped of the balls he shined up so brassily to display to Dooce.

  • http://chowderpuff.blogspot.com jennk

    the power of google.

  • http://gerkat.diaryland.com Geri

    Dooce, I don’t know how you get anything done all day. If Leta was at my house, I’d just stare at her and eat her cheeks morning til night!

  • http://www.pinkchampagnehigh.com pinky

    It would certainly be a lovely feather in the Dooce cap, and make an even BETTER Associated Press newstory, AND give Dan Rather a heck of alot to talk about, if we, as an internet mob, could actually get Matt Jackson dooced.

    Heather, I hope your people are ready with your statements–this guy needs to be taken down.

  • Merdog

    Dooce, honey, take heart. Don’t let the likes of Matt “Dickless” Jackson get you down. Such attacks are unfortunately the downside of putting your life out there to share with everybody. But I think you’re up to the challenge. I love your site and I think you rock.

  • http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

    Bucky- if you want to subdue Minky you must use Colt 45. It works 9 times out of 10.

    Leta’s eyes are gorgeous. I love that little expression on her face too. She looks so much like her Poppa, it’s just silly. Smoooooch.

  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    Oh, Cathi, I have done that myself too many times!

  • http://nathanlogan.com Nathan Logan

    That is one of the cutest pictures I have seen. Ever.

    And if I have to read about one more person “eating”, “munching”, or “nibbling” Leta’s cheeks (or any other part, for that matter), bad and naughty things will issue forth.

    You have been warned.

  • http://www.pissybritches.blogspot.com Pissy Britches

    She is the cutest thing ever! How do you not just eat her face off?????

  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    Goodnight, Doocesprings,

    Two shiny new Ben Wa Balls for each and everyone of you!

    (Except MATT. He gets the one that rolled under the couch two years ago after a day of being ‘used’.)

  • Cauri

    Gorgeous photo!!!

  • Kathy Chamberlin

    Oh, Lordie. What a beauty. I could just gnaw on her all day.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ cathi

    I can’t believe I’m back. I surfed my other daily blogs and still haven’t taken a shower. Cristin, really, you don’t want to sit too close. I smell.

    Just checking in anyway to see what hilarity was sure to ensue when I wasn’t here.

  • sophie

    Hey UCG, throw some poop on LadyBug, too. All I did was applaud her shooting. Mouse needs to hit Spell Check, that’s all.

  • http://www.harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    Good Morning Leta!!!

    How did we rate…Handsome devil Monday and Gorge-amous Leta Tuesday…What will tomorrow bring?

    Morning Striz, Grrrrrr! B4E…how you doin?

  • picklefork

    Betcha Matt J. is a fairly recent business school graduate, still impressed with his bad self for landing what probably seems like a big important job now. He’s obviously never had a close encounter with HR — dead giveaway for a newbie. In a few years, when he has more experience, he’s going to want to curl into a little ball of red-faced embarrassment just for remembering what he wrote and what a naif he was. If he’s real, and he really works for ATT, he’s definitely going to lose his job. I suspect that’s a lesson he’s never going to forget — unfortunately, he probably won’t learn the right thing from it.

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    I need a bottle of rum and $2 so I can scar up some hookers ass instead of slitting my wrists. Please email me ball girl at lonelymeatguy@box69…