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Six times the suck

This past weekend I discovered a fail-safe method of making myself feel like an astounding idiot, more fail-safe than that time my mother-in-law told me that she saw someone in church with shoulders just like mine, you know, so wide that they blocked her view of the pulpit. I didn’t even have to leave my [...]

How to Charm Me

When I walk into the bathroom to straighten out my hair look up and say, “I know I’m shitting, but I still think you’re beautiful.”

Lucy by the lake