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Feeling Guilty

For telling Leta after she came up to me and indicated that she wanted to play Elmo on the computer for the tenth time in one hour that Elmo was dead. He died. NO MORE PLAYING ELMO ON THE COMPUTER BECAUSE HE’S WITH HEAVENLY FATHER.

Overheard (and kept anonymous to protect the innocent)

“You can totally drink alcohol and still take the sacrament. Those little cups of water make great chasers.”

Just plain gross