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You’re going to want to skip over this one, Dad

Tragically, Internet, I have lost my ability to not poop. I should be able to point to at least two days last week when I talked about not going poop on this website, but I can’t. I can’t even point to two days from last month. I haven’t talked about not going poop in almost [...]

Number of the day

“This one says that Britney left because Kevin made an insensitive remark.” “No, it says, ‘An insensitive Kevin goes partying.’ If you did that I wouldn’t just leave. I’d kill you first.” “This one says that Brad only wants to be with Angelina because of her kids.” “Are you serious?” “Says it right here.” “I [...]

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