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Love is…

Allowing your significant other to go ahead and pee while you’re brushing your teeth even after he’s had a huge serving of asparagus. Actually, no. No. You know what that is? That’s just dumb.

Enjoying

A woman’s work is never done. Meow. Name that poop. Chuck, pay attention. This is a real dog. Love is… All this photo needs is some spaghetti. Best photo ever.

The consequences of living online

“Do you get the feeling now that certain people are going to be judging every move we make? That we’re not going to be able to take a shit without them wondering how much money we spent doing so?” “You better not mention that we’ve upgraded to the Double Roll.” “The ULTRA Double Roll.” “With [...]

Moments before we arrived at Costco and she deafened a parking lot of patrons with The Demon Death Howl