Blurbomat | NYC
Blurbomat | NYC “There are moments in urban living where you must surrender to the tide and surf it like the bastard that it is.”
I know because I have cousins from Dallas
“Why is she screaming?” “WHY? Because I told her we needed to put her pants on.” “Why would you do that?” “ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Because she needs to wear pants! It’s 15 degrees outside! THERE MUST BE PANTS ON THE BODY.” “But I don’t even wear pants after four o’clock. It’s not like we’re [...]
