This afternoon I was watching the local news (a hobby on par with clubbing myself in the head with a meat hook) and the weather man was trying to explain the Spring Equinox when he brought up how many hours Utah is behind Greenwich Mean Time. And guess what? He pronounced it GREEN – WITCH. [...]
A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kidsâ€™ Table UNCLE: Iâ€™m having sex right now. DAD: We all are. MOM: Letâ€™s talk about which kid I like the best.
Cartoon Laws of Physics “Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.” (via Coudal)