The following is a recent conversation my brother Ranger had with his daughters Sienna, age 10, and Rachel, age 8.
Ranger: “Rachel, if you don’t sit down right now I’m going to sell you to the gypsies.”
Rachel: “The gypsies? Where do the gypsies live?”
Sienna: “Duh. Egypt.”
Ranger: “Egypt?”
Sienna: “Well, yeah. Egypsies.”