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Squirrel!! Fire!! Treat!!

And still, Chuck remains as still as a statue. And is thinking, my God, I cannot believe they ever brought that bitch home.

Her Screamness Who Screams A Lot And Won’t Shut Up With The Screaming

I’m surprised the neighbor’s haven’t called the police because of all the raucous shrieking going on over here. This kid will not shut her mouth, it is just one constant string of consonants and then a giant vowel of discontent. Jon and I are constantly going, “SHUSH!” as if she has any idea what we’re [...]