One of Leta’s top two teeth has been loose since Nixon resigned, and stop it right there. If you even think about making a joke about wanting two front teeth for Christmas I’m going to walk you to the door with a cardboard box full of your belongings. Someone discovered a Barney Christmas special on [...]
Coco’s major pastime is checking Chuck’s ears for debris. She’s a living q-tip. For this reason alone he lets her stick around.
The rain looks like tiny drops of blood turned black. Winter is coming.