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Immature college student stuns local parents

One of Leta’s top two teeth has been loose since Nixon resigned, and stop it right there. If you even think about making a joke about wanting two front teeth for Christmas I’m going to walk you to the door with a cardboard box full of your belongings. Someone discovered a Barney Christmas special on [...]

Personal groomer

Coco’s major pastime is checking Chuck’s ears for debris. She’s a living q-tip. For this reason alone he lets her stick around.

The long haul

The rain looks like tiny drops of blood turned black. Winter is coming.