- These guys have life lists that eat marathons for breakfast. – The most offensive picture in the world. – TITLES CONSIDERED for MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL – The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet In The Comments Sections Of Year-End Lists “I always hate your tastes, so I knew this would be a miserable and [...]
1. Ink &Wit 2012 Letterpress Calendar $44 2. Animal Matryoshka 2012 calendar $14 3. Violet May Desk Calendar 2012 $22 4. 2012 Rachel Rossman Pet Portrait Calendar $25 5. Modern Patterns – Mini 2012 Calendar $12 6. 2012 Calendar $25 7. 2012 Calendar $16 8. 2012 Calendar, Home Sweet Home $20 9. 2012 Calendar – [...]
I like to show this picture to friends at parties this time of year and insist that it’s in focus. Especially friends who already wear glasses.
Marlo eats a bowl of Cheerios every morning (what? my kid? a creature of habit? GO ON.), but wait. That’s not accurate. There are Cheerios in the bowl. Cheerios must be in the bowl. But she doesn’t eat them. She spoons the milk around the Cheerios into her mouth until all that’s left is a [...]
Please ignore the toddler, the photographer and the other dog in the picture and concentrate on the magnificence that is this animal.
An early morning drive through the apocalypse. It’s coming for Utah first.
Last night I was browsing Pitchfork’s Top 100 Tracks of 2011 and came across a song by a 17-yr-old artist from London named Archy Marshall (now known as King Krule). I was not expecting to see what I saw or hear what I heard, and I’m just taking personal, selfish satisfaction that the Universe produced [...]
Christmas shopping or porn.
I like blue, summer nights, guys who can sing in falsetto, piano players, desert landscapes, strong hands, poetry on envelopes, and this. My favorite letter. All three of my names contain it.
Last night we finally put up the Christmas decorations including two separate trees. That’s right. TWO TREES. Look at me with my two cars and my two trees. You know what? I’m not even going to apologize. Kanye sure wouldn’t. There’s a tree in the living room where we’ve hung all the nostalgic ornaments that [...]