Pimp My Dog
Cami: What the hell is this thing sticking out of his face? Me: I take it you are unfamiliar with ANIMALS. That’s called a whisker. Cami: Yeah, duh, I know what a whisker is. Did you really just say that to me? What I’m asking is why is it back here away from all the [...]
For all of us who live with herding dogs
I have watched this probably 70 times and somehow it gets funnier with each viewing:
The 2012 Chuck Calendar
I promise I would have made this available earlier if it weren’t for the cough that’s been living in Marlo’s chest for the last ten days. We just got back from the doctor and it isn’t anything dangerous, at least not until she keeps me awake for yet another night and I fall asleep driving [...]
Immature college student stuns local parents
One of Leta’s top two teeth has been loose since Nixon resigned, and stop it right there. If you even think about making a joke about wanting two front teeth for Christmas I’m going to walk you to the door with a cardboard box full of your belongings. Someone discovered a Barney Christmas special on [...]
Stuff I found while looking around
- Uncastable Nathan. See also, Unscastable Jordan. -You always tell which dog is the new dog at the daycare. – Tiny Money: If hundreds of thousands of closed accounts scare government and banks into making reforms, great, but the fact remains that what we’ve been doing in Liberty Plaza and in Occupy protests elsewhere in [...]
New Tunes – Apparat
Yesterday I told you that I workout to Enrique Iglasias and you broke up with me. I understand. Maybe you’ll reconsider when I send you a love letter with the help of Sascha Ring, an artist out of Berlin who goes but he name Apparat (he looks exactly like what would happen if Thom Yorke [...]
How I survived the 2011 ING NYC Marathon, part two
(You can find part one here.) Back in September I went on a couple of five-mile training runs with Christy and Erin of Every Mother Counts and realized that their pace was a tiny bit faster than my own. Nothing that I couldn’t keep up with, but when I thought about the enormity of the [...]
Embracing pain
Camp Mighty is pretty much the more crowded version of The Mighty Summit that I attended in Wine Country last year. The goal of these events is to get drunk fall over borrow weed from the guy upstairs explore the idea of what it is you really want your life to be. And what is [...]
Recovery
Last Thursday Jon and I headed to Palm Springs to attend Camp Mighty, but not before I noticed that Coco was not acting loco. In fact, she was calmer, more still and morose than Chuck, and when she refused to eat breakfast I knew something was wrong. Coco would eat a tire if it was [...]
How I survived the 2011 ING NYC Marathon, part one
Sunday morning I woke up at 4:30 a.m., got dressed in all my running gear (jet-pack? CHECK!), and stuffed my event-approved bag with snacks and a Smurf-blue Snuggie. A what? A Snuggie. You took a Snuggie to the ING New York City Marathon? I took a Snuggie, a six-pack of Bud Lite and a McDonald’s [...]
