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Thirty Seven

Where do I even begin with this? We can start with, WHO LETS THEIR THREE-YEAR-OLD STAND ON TOP OF THE KITCHEN TABLE? Apparently, the future Avon World Sales Leader, that’s who. So for those of us who may have accidentally turned around at the grocery store and slammed our child into an end cap full [...]

Approaching the Hill

I’m just going to guess and say that I’ve been growing my hair out for over seven months. And because I know you really care about this important global issue, here is where things stand: It’s long enough that I can pull it into a small ponytail which has made working out a lot more [...]

Let Down

Been a long day away from the computer and I’m right now manning Marlo’s door because I put her to bed only an hour ago and she’s tried to get out six times already (after I marched her back to bed for the second time she screamed for over two minutes, “YOU HURT MY FEEEEELIIIIINGS! [...]

She drew first blood

Last week I was pulling into the parking lot at my hair salon when I got a text from my cousin McKenzie: “So Marlo just climbed out of her bed and opened the door… she doesn’t want to take a nap. What should I do?” Hahahaha! Good times! What should you do? Hmmm… let’s see… [...]

Stuff I found while looking around

- Humorous illustrations of animals by Georges le Mercenaire – Def Leppard Played and I Fucking Owned It: It should be noted that the Def Leppard guitar player Phil Collen was shirtless the whole time and so was I and I’m pretty sure he saw me and made a gesture to the singer Joe Elliott [...]

You peed! In a cup!

A few weeks ago I mentioned here that Marlo has started holding her poop (here we go!), and since then things have not progressed as much as I would have liked them to. She isn’t yet approaching me politely and asking, “May I be excused to eliminate my bowels, Master?” So, you know. I have [...]

For P.M.

So this happened this morning: Piggyback ride, naked kid, dog wagging his tail. Good times. (In several years Marlo will find out that I posted this photo on my website and be enraged that I covered up her butt.) I found out a couple of days ago that my best friend from high school is [...]

New Tunes – Perfume Genius

I just checked my music archives because I was sure that I had already featured the work of Perfume Genius here (stage name for a solo artist out of Seattle named Mike Hadreas), and I’m stunned that I haven’t. If ever there were a voice or a sound to give words to the last several [...]

The Apricot Apocalypse

And He shall rain down apricots upon the land. And lo, it shall be a total fucking disaster. That tree! That damn tree! Sorry, I know. Two curse words in a post already, but let me tell you. It’s probably just going to get worse from here. It may get so bad that the whole [...]

Stuff I found while looking around

- Laurance Winram photography. – Ryan Gosling dancing at a Mormon talent show in 1991. I just. I can’t even. Wow. – This right here is performance art. – I can’t apologize enough: This is an ongoing series of small mixed media drawings. Each one is an imagined apology combined with a pencil portrait drawn [...]